I already tried.Īnyway, I'm going to have to wrap this up now, because we're running an RCS test as soon as the last supply container's locked down. But better to have 'em and not need 'em than the other way round, I say, and I'm the one flying this thing.Īnd no, the lander will not fit down the barrel.
TV TROPES KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM DRIVER
I know lots of people are unhappy about it hell, I'm not exactly thrilled with the prospect either, and I hope and pray we don't need the shotgun and the game rifles in the surface excursion gear, much less the ship-to-ship mass driver or the point-defence lasers. I doubt he'll be able to tell you a whole lot though, because it's on loan from the Air Force -as is Kurt, incidentally- and most of the details are classified.Īnd since it's already been leaked to the media I might just as well confirm that yes, Kurt is also our Weapons Systems Officer because no, we are not going out into a completely unknown and un knowable situation without some means of self-defence.
Questions about that Quantum Entanglement Communications System I mentioned earlier should be directed to Kurt MacKerjel, our other mission specialist. Technical questions about how the Alkerbierre Drive actually works should be directed to Mission Specialist Scott Kerbley -see the "About the Crew" page for his email address- because I really don't know much more than what I read in Science Quarterly my degree's in aerospace engineering, not quantum physics. And yes, I know it's not technically FTL because it bends or compresses space-time or something -don't ask me how that works- but anything that gets us to our nearest stellar neighbour in eight months where light takes as many years is close enough in my book. I've been in this business nigh-on thirty years, watched the space programme grow from my first sub-orbital flight strapped to a glorified firecracker to flags and footprints on every solid body in the system and permanent settlements on two of them, and I still can't quite believe we've got an honest-to-Kerweh faster-than-light drive on this ship. We're waiting for favourable orbital conditions for the transfer to Jool, which we'll be using for a gravity-assist to take us well clear of the system before we fire up the hyperdrive.ĭamn. I guess I'll have to let you all be the judge of whether it works.Īnyway, I'm writing this from the Starfarer 1 in a standard 100km equatorial parking orbit, currently passing over the Great Tranquil Sea. I kid, I kid! Supposedly this is supposed to be more personal, intimate and Kerbal than pre-digested press releases and staged video interviews. Why blog entries, I hear you ask? (Because Lord knows I did when the suits told me about it.) Well, turns out that designing, testing and building an Alkerbierre Drive and a Quantum Entanglement Communications System costs a lot of money and we had to lay off our entire Public Relations office, so for once our perenially inadequate budget is working in our favour. My name is Jebediah Kerman and I'll be regularly updating Kerbalkind on the progress of our first ever interstellar voyage through these blog entries. If my taste in puns was that bad, my list of accomplishments in the field of kerballed spaceflight would be much shorter and end with "first astronaut to be murdered in space".Īnyhow. Okay, before we go any further I'd like to make it clear that the name of this thing was not my idea. Oh, and you might be interested to know that the dates on the blog entries are for the most part the same dates I started writing that particular post.
TV TROPES KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM PC
The only notable change is slightly clarifying just how good the Kerbin Interplanetary Society's computer support was in the early days in our terms, they were working with the equivalent of an early eighties mainframe at the dawn of the PC era. Not much has changed in this part compared to the first version, mostly just minor tidying up. The sidestory excerpt I posted the other day will probably get its own thread on here.Īct 1: The bold explorers set out, and we learn a little about just how far the Kerbal Space Program has come since the good old days. Note: For the time being, updates will continue to be posted concurrently to the thread on SB.
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